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So, name three Scottish inventions. Oh, and you're going to say they weren't invented in Scotland. Yes. I don't know; depends what you say! Well television's is always the one that's-- Ooh, ooh! Forfeit: Klaxons sound. Viewscreens flash the word "TELEVISION". --sort of claimed 'Cause John Logie Baird came up with one system He came up with one system, which wasn't used. Alexander Graham Bell robbed the telephone. Quite right, so certainly not Alexander Graham Bell. Haggis. Forfeit: Klaxons sound. Viewscreens flash the word "HAGGIS". Haggis, no. Not even haggis. You'd think, wouldn't you? Haggis was invented in ancient Rome. Rubber tyres? Ah, rubber tyres you can have. Yeah. I'll give you that. Yes. Dunlop. Dunlop. I'll give you Dunlop. Yeah. Yes. Just to get through things that weren't: Kilts were not. They were Irish. And the word "kilt" is a Danish word. Hogmanay is a French word. Did you know that? Yeah. Anguillanneuf it's a French word. Whiskey was Italian. Really? Even before that, probably Chinese. Yeah. It's amazing, isn't it? What "Have you done anything in this bloody world?" you may wonder. I will now tell you what they've invented. Yes. Scotch inventions and discoveries include: Adhesive stamps, the Australian national anthem, the Bank of England, bicycle pedals, the breach-loading rifle--you'll notice I'm going in alphabetical order--Bovril, the cell nucleus, chloroform, the cloud chamber, cornflower, a cure for malaria, the decimal point, the Encyclopedia Britannica, fountain pens, fingerprinting, hypnosis, hypodermic syringes, insulin, the kaleidoscope, the lawnmower, lime cordial, logarithms, lorries, marmalade, matches, motor insurance, paraffin, piano pedals, the postmark, pneumatic tyres, RADAR, the reflecting telescope, savings banks, the screw propeller, the speedometer, the steam hammer, raincoats, tarmac, teleprinters, tubular steel, typhoid vaccine, ultrasound scanners, the United States Navy, universal standard time, vacuum flasks, wave-powered electricity generations, and wire rope! [clapping] Hey! Goodness me. Thank you. Well. Thank you. You should be, er applauding the, erm You should be applauding the inventive Scots. Yeah. And the population of the Scots has never been more than five million, so that's quite an achievement-- It is. --for that small-- Shortbread! Scotch eggs Scotch pancakes Dundee cake. "Dundee " Scotch tape. Yes. Sitting in doorways, erm, singing and crooning, in a weirdly--[deepens and drastically hoarsens voice, adopting Scottish accent]--"inexplicably husky voice, for some reason! I don't know why they do that. Where's that come from, that voice? Aye, aye! Oh " Why are there-- [points to Clive] "I know you, you gobshite!" [suddenly normal voice] That's, er sorry for some reason, what they say to me But, no. Alexander Graham Bell, that For all that we've, rather, introduced him, he did, er He was involved in SONAR, and he developed a hydrofoil, which traveled at 70 miles an hour in 1919. It was a He had a metal detector which was used to find the bullet on Garfield, the president, after he'd been shot-- Yeah. --by an assassin's bullet, and, unfortunately, it didn't work. They didn't find it. He said it was confused [Scottish accent] "by the bedsprings". Erm So Garfield died. So, there we are. Lots and lots of Scottish things.
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"Children! Run for your lives! We're going to die! She's from the north!"
Catherine Tate/Aga Saga Woman: Geordie nanny
"Children! Run for your lives! We're going to die! She's from the north!"
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Gather 'round me, everybody
Gather 'round me, while I preach some
Feel a sermon coming on here
The topic will be sin
And that's what I'm agin'
If you wanna hear my story
Then settle back and just sit tight
While I start reviewing
The attitude of doing right
Gather 'round me, while I preach some
Feel a sermon coming on here
The topic will be sin
And that's what I'm agin'
If you wanna hear my story
Then settle back and just sit tight
While I start reviewing
The attitude of doing right
You got to ac-cent-tchu-ate the positive
E-lim-i-nate the negative
And latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with mister inbetween
E-lim-i-nate the negative
And latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with mister inbetween
You got to spread joy up to the maximum
Bring gloom down to the minimum
And have faith, or pandemonium
Liable to walk upon the scene
Bring gloom down to the minimum
And have faith, or pandemonium
Liable to walk upon the scene
To illustrate my last remark
Jonah in the whale, noah in the ark,
What did they do, just when everything looked so dark?
Man, they said, we better
Jonah in the whale, noah in the ark,
What did they do, just when everything looked so dark?
Man, they said, we better
Ac-cent-tchu-ate the positive
E-lim-i-nate the negative
And latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with mister inbetween
E-lim-i-nate the negative
And latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with mister inbetween
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