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COMPUTER SAYS NO



Reading comprehension: multiple choice

'COMPUTER SAYS NO' Little Britain

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And now, singing time:


How do you convert pdf to jpg
I DON'T KNOW

My world is a document
I can, put it in a disc on key
It's my key to the word
It's my key to the world

How do you convert pdf to jpg
I DON'T KNOW

Digital camera, picture my grief
What format should I use to fine joy
Loosing my image quality
What would I have done without the internet

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